December 2008
15 posts
last night
did not happen
I love
Getting super high with Cristina and super lost in Batavia black holes.
why i didnt immediately blog about this is beyond...
moniquethefreak:
so i dont get many days off and when i do for some odd reason i think its completely reasonable to drink ALL DAY. well thursday happened to be my day off this week and i started it off the right way: a two pm rendezvous at star view winery where brynna and myself spent three hours drinking wine with our new bff virginia. we then went to her house invited some people over and...
my completely useless life
moniquethefreak:
today: woke up at ten, threw up for a couple hours, went back to bed, woke up at 4:30 pm, showered now watching curb your enthusiasm in my robe before my 5:30 closing shift…
yeah, I like blacked out for a few hours today. totally sober.
“Remember last night when you excited the dog?”
– Brenna. Recounting how I have the power to release dogs’ scents…..like the Dog Whisperer, but Sexual.
Top 3 Shows That Aren't Funny But Everyone Thinks...
moniquethefreak:
deleteyourself:
1. The Office 2. Arrested Development 3. SNL
this is so true. snl was hilarious once upon a time. the office and arrested development have their episodes that are funny…never hilarious…
glad I agree whole heartedly with these three trash shows. However, Kristen Wiig of SNL is the new Ana Gasteyer of SNL. Finally.
Perfectly normal
to want need a drink drinks at 9:28 am.
REALLY?!
moniquethefreak:
i honestly dont think im that bad of a roommate…i clean, i pay bills on time, i never bring people home to rage…just to fuck but geez still…and when ive been gone for a week i come home and sit in the living room reading old emails and/or news and/or blogs and listen to music and my fucking roommate has to come on down stairs to close the door cuz apparently im being too loud for...